Paul on a plane.
Paul: Come on guys, this way
Liam: Coming Paul!
Paul: Where's Niall?
Liam: Me no no
Paul: Oh God, not again.. HARRY, GET YOUR SHIRT BACK ON NOW.
Harry: But my nipples need to breathe
Louis: They'll need to breathe when I'm done with them
Paul: LOUIS!
Niall: Paul, I'm here
Paul: Ok Niall... Where's Zayn?
Liam: Me no no
*2 hours into the flight*
Liam: I bet Buzz Lightyear could get us there faster
Harry: Paul, can I buy a plane?
Paul: You can' drive a plane
Louis: But you can drive me
Paul: LOUIS GET YOUR HANDS OFF HARRY
Zayn: *to the Air Hostess* Where can I buy a mirror?
AH: We don't sell them sorry
Zayn: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
Paul: ZAYN CALM DOWN
Liam: Need. To. Do. Twitcam. No Wifi.
Harry: Paul... I flushed my underwear down the toilet
Paul: YOU DID WHAT? HARRY STOP SWAYING
Niall: The aeroplane food is crap, I want Nandos!
Paul: ZAYN PUT YOUR SEAT BELT BACK ON
Paul: LIAM STOP CRYING THAT THERE'S NO WIFI
Paul: NIALL, THE BLANKET ISN'T CHICKEN
Pilot: Excuse me, there has been some complaints from some passengers, can the boy with curly hair put his underwear back on?
Paul: *to himself* these homosexuals are gonna get me killed one day.
